I’ll be honest. I have never liked the idea of male sex toys. Somehow they always seem to creep me out. A good friend of mine has been yammering on about something he calls the Fleshlight. He’s a happily married man so what would HE need a Fleshlight for? Apparently married people DO NOT get laid as much as we single people seem to think. I’m told that the Fleshlight is always in the mood and never tells him “not tonight.” His wife completely supports his use of the Fleshlight and…get this…EVEN USES IT ON HIM! How hot is that?

This kind of piqued my interest but one very important question remained: How does it feel? I’m told that “It’s hard for your mind to grasp the fact that you didn’t just fuck a pussy. It’s a TOY!” Okay, that’s good enough for me. My Fleshlight is on the way and I am anxiously awaiting its arrival. I’ll make sure to post a review as soon as I get a chance to give it a shot (pardon the pun). I just hope I don’t get a hard-on when the FedEx guy knocks on my door.

Is it here yet?