I’ve been in Dallas, Texas since Tuesday morning. It’s a HOT motherfucker here considering it’s the beginning April. I didn’t know I was going to be going to Dallas until Monday morning so I haven’t really had a chance to make any plans before I arrived. I spent a couple of hours on Monday and Tuesday sending out messages on Adult Friend Finder. I had a couple of replies on Tuesday but nothing too promising. Yesterday morning I checked my messages from work and I had a message that sounded like a sure thing. She was a pretty, 25 year old professional with long, black hair who sounded a little uptight and was more interested in her career than a relationship. Perfect!

Typically I will “adjust” my story to meet whatever my potential mate is looking for but this time it wasn’t at all necessary. She wanted to have fun, nothing more. She liked the fact that I was only in town for a short time. I didn’t have to lie to this girl at all! Since I don’t even have a rental car here in this God-forsaken state she agreed to meet me at my hotel’s bar. As expected, she was right on time. We had a couple of drinks and decided to head up to my room to watch House of Wax on pay per view. Now, I didn’t like her personality at all and I got the impression she didn’t like me either but she looked good. After a couple of drinks I didn’t care that her personality sucked.

House of Wax was my choice. If I couldn’t get it up over this snooty career-driven bitch then visions of Elisha Cuthbert and/or Paris Hilton would have to help me along. As it turned out, I didn’t need either of them. Within 5 minutes of the movie starting little miss business professional was giving me a handjob. This was a pretty damned good handjob too. She was beating my dick like it owed her money as I chowed down on some nacho cheese flavored Corn Nuts. Classy, I know but I was hungry. As I settled back in bed to enjoy myself she slipped my throbbing meatstick into her mouth and proceeded to suck me off in seemingly record time.

We watched about 20 minutes of the movie as I worked on getting her undressed. It wasn’t long before she was riding me (and blocking my view of the TV). After some frenzied thrusting she collapsed on top of me. Once we had regained our composure she suggested we head back downstairs for another drink. After drinking one Bud Light she said she had to be up early for work and needed to head home. She kissed me on the cheek, thanked me for the drinks and sauntered out the door obviously quite proud of herself. Well played by both of us, I must say. I’ll bet she’s blogging this shit too.

Good times!