What a week. I have been in Phoenix since last Monday and haven’t had a chance to do shit until last night. Over the last 10 days or so, I have been talking with a few girls and one very strange couple I found on Adult Friend Finder. First, about the couple. I saw a profile for a 30-something woman from Phoenix. She is a fucking knockout. Absolutely gorgeous. Tiny waist, long legs and big, fake tits. How could I not drop her a message?

After sending her a brief message I headed off to work. At lunch I checked my Adult Friend Finder messages and she had responded. We exchanged messages back and forth for an hour or so and she sent me a few more pics of herself. I was impressed with the pics and very eager to meet her which I told her. Then it happened. She finally tells me that she lives with a long-term boyfriend and their sex life isn’t what it used to be. What her boyfriend is into is watching other guys fuck his beautiful girlfriend. They wanted me to come over for dinner, have some wine and fuck this girl in front of her boyfriend. She also tells me that once in a while he gets aroused and wants to join in and asks me if I would object to any of that.

You’re goddamned right I would object to that. Call me what you want but there is no way I am getting anywhere near another naked man, let alone one who is beating off while I bang his girlfriend. I told her that the offer to meet her still stands and all I heard back was “we will see.” That was a few days ago and I haven’t heard snything further from her so I guess she’s not going to meet anyone who isn’t willing to put on a peep show for her sexually challenged significant other. Am I being stupid or old-fashioned not to play along with their game?

Kinda Creeped Out…

Melissa Midwest has once again gotten herself into trouble with the Lincoln, Nebraska fuzz (pardon the pun). For those of you who aren’t in the United States, we generally can’t get away with anything that some uptight old tightasses deem obscene and according to them EVERYTHING is obscene. Here’s a page on Melissa’s site that details exactly what happened.

I’ve had the pleasure of meeting Melissa on a couple of occasions and was not only impressed with her down to earth personality but also her stunning good looks. Ever talk to a girl so hot that she makes you forget what you were going to say? Melissa is that way. “Hi, it’s a pleasure to meet you” comes out like “muhhhhhh.” I’m sure she gets that a lot. I have met a lot of girls that I saw online first and generally speaking, none of them look as good in person as they do online. Melissa actually looks as good if not better in person. Here are a few videos to help you get the idea:

Melissa Midwest Video Gallery 1
Melissa Midwest Video Gallery 2
Melissa Midwest Video Gallery 3
Melissa Midwest Video Gallery 4

A Melissa fan for life.

I’ve been in Dallas, Texas since Tuesday morning. It’s a HOT motherfucker here considering it’s the beginning April. I didn’t know I was going to be going to Dallas until Monday morning so I haven’t really had a chance to make any plans before I arrived. I spent a couple of hours on Monday and Tuesday sending out messages on Adult Friend Finder. I had a couple of replies on Tuesday but nothing too promising. Yesterday morning I checked my messages from work and I had a message that sounded like a sure thing. She was a pretty, 25 year old professional with long, black hair who sounded a little uptight and was more interested in her career than a relationship. Perfect!

Typically I will “adjust” my story to meet whatever my potential mate is looking for but this time it wasn’t at all necessary. She wanted to have fun, nothing more. She liked the fact that I was only in town for a short time. I didn’t have to lie to this girl at all! Since I don’t even have a rental car here in this God-forsaken state she agreed to meet me at my hotel’s bar. As expected, she was right on time. We had a couple of drinks and decided to head up to my room to watch House of Wax on pay per view. Now, I didn’t like her personality at all and I got the impression she didn’t like me either but she looked good. After a couple of drinks I didn’t care that her personality sucked.

House of Wax was my choice. If I couldn’t get it up over this snooty career-driven bitch then visions of Elisha Cuthbert and/or Paris Hilton would have to help me along. As it turned out, I didn’t need either of them. Within 5 minutes of the movie starting little miss business professional was giving me a handjob. This was a pretty damned good handjob too. She was beating my dick like it owed her money as I chowed down on some nacho cheese flavored Corn Nuts. Classy, I know but I was hungry. As I settled back in bed to enjoy myself she slipped my throbbing meatstick into her mouth and proceeded to suck me off in seemingly record time.

We watched about 20 minutes of the movie as I worked on getting her undressed. It wasn’t long before she was riding me (and blocking my view of the TV). After some frenzied thrusting she collapsed on top of me. Once we had regained our composure she suggested we head back downstairs for another drink. After drinking one Bud Light she said she had to be up early for work and needed to head home. She kissed me on the cheek, thanked me for the drinks and sauntered out the door obviously quite proud of herself. Well played by both of us, I must say. I’ll bet she’s blogging this shit too.

Good times!

Now, I REALLY like brunettes so maybe I am a little biased but Brooke Skye is currently one of my favorite single girls on the internet. These days all of the single girl sites are becoming pretty cookie-cutter and I am getting bored with them. Brooke brings me some much needed relief from the norm. I actually ponied up the money to join her site a couple of months ago and so far it’s been VERY worth it.

She has a ton of hot pics and videos and she actually updates the site every couple of days. She’s also almost always on her cam if you’re into that kind of thing (and I happen to be). Those of you with high-bandwidth connections and nice monitors will love this…SHE HAS HIGH DEFINITION VIDEOS! It’s nice to have a site that uses my computer equipment to its maximum potential. This is the way porn is supposed to be!

High Def Video Samples: Video 1 | Video 2 | Video 3

Enjoy her…I know I do.

I’ll be honest. I have never liked the idea of male sex toys. Somehow they always seem to creep me out. A good friend of mine has been yammering on about something he calls the Fleshlight. He’s a happily married man so what would HE need a Fleshlight for? Apparently married people DO NOT get laid as much as we single people seem to think. I’m told that the Fleshlight is always in the mood and never tells him “not tonight.” His wife completely supports his use of the Fleshlight and…get this…EVEN USES IT ON HIM! How hot is that?

This kind of piqued my interest but one very important question remained: How does it feel? I’m told that “It’s hard for your mind to grasp the fact that you didn’t just fuck a pussy. It’s a TOY!” Okay, that’s good enough for me. My Fleshlight is on the way and I am anxiously awaiting its arrival. I’ll make sure to post a review as soon as I get a chance to give it a shot (pardon the pun). I just hope I don’t get a hard-on when the FedEx guy knocks on my door.

Is it here yet?